“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
I don’t even think pet stores carry 30 Guinea Pigs! What the hell do you need with that many and what the hell do you need with that many while waiting at Walmart?
Cat jammies with a dog accessory – I wanna say animal lover, but experience tells me crazy hoarder lady.
You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig!