But I’m gonna get even man. He’s gonna get too close to the truck one day. I’ll bite his fucking ear off. That’s a f*cking promise man, you f*ck with me too long, you get f*cked with….Ahh, I’m all talk, f*ck me, I know. How can I bite his ear off? I can’t even bite through the f*cking rope, you know. I talk out my ass.
Okay, now once you’re done looking at the skunk, get ready…..go on get ready…..are you ready?…..I’m pretty sure there’s a child in the bottom part of the cart.
What you don’t see if his buddy following him around with an old school boombox playing ‘Foxy Lady’ on repeat.
The level of hatred I have for dressing up your dog is overwhelming, but it doesn’t come close to the level of anger I have for people who poorly dress up their dogs. If you are going to do it, make me laugh, or don’t do it.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.