You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig!
Balloons, harmonicas, iguanas – quite possibly the worst traveling side show ever!
Camels would be a lot cooler if they were still allowed to wear sunglasses, leather jackets & smoke cigarettes.
Will the King of Beers chase down the PoWM crown this year? Or will Billy the Goat trot past this lazy shopper?
Please cast your vote in the comments!