When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did. 🙂
That’s weird, she usually never lets you put your hog in her trunk….huh? Right? No? Little too vulgar? Okay, that’s on me. My bad.
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80’s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.
Seems like the most inefficient Santa ever. Good luck delivering all those presents in one night on that thing.