Guess we didn’t want Fido to wait until we got home huh? Also, you’re pushing that fine line on that short skirt there darling. Consider this a warning.
Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain’t gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I’m gonna want some cocktail… FRUIT!
Did we start something the other day by allowing cast members of Duck Dynasty in Walmart? Everyone knows my stance on animals in Walmart so I guess after ‘duck, duck’ that makes me the goose, huh?
Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at Walmart like it belongs. One of the two options is fine.