Free kittens (Kidnapping Sold Separately).
Wow! If only there were some website that had a bunch of other idiots with birds on their shoulders in Walmart & constantly pointed out how unsanitary that is due to the inevitable situation where the bird will take a shit. Man, that type warning would have been helpful huh?
Quick little fact here: you can’t toughen up a Chihuahua, not possible. The effort was certainly there and you came close, but it’s simply an uphill battle that can’t be won!
Here is the downside to this picture: You still brought your Avian flu ridden bird into Walmart. However, the upside to this is that when it takes a shit, it’s gonna roll down your face & not mine.