Purple – now the official color of “crazy lonely”! For real, that’s less adorable and more kinda sad.
I’m gonna start feeding that bird some Taco Bell so you get some serious shit on your back. Maybe even blow some holes through your shirt. Stop bringing your stupid birds into Walmart. Thank you.
Hey, why buy the milk at Walmart when you’ve got the cow for free? AmIRightOrAmIRight?
Listen pal, we drew a line at not letting certain animals into Walmart. Now if you had to guess, which side of the line do you think skunks would fall?