I’m not sure what Wild West Walmart you think you’re at, but I highly doubt they allow horses in their store. Can you get a D.U.I. on a horse? I hope so.
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!
Really? A skunk? I honestly can’t think of a single reason why it’s necessary to bring a skunk inside Walmart. Is it your service animal skunk? Is that the reason? Does it cover up your smell or something?
Just chillin’ with my mokey, trying to figure out which person in the store we feel like infecting with Malaria or some other crazy ass jungle disease that we all ignore because the damn monkey looks cool in jammies. Keep the damn animals out of the store people!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.