Why are you doing this to me? I love dogs. Don’t make me talk sh*t on them. This is your fault that I’m angry at them lady. Sure they’re hella cute, but they’re not suppose to be hella cute inside the store. Now kindly piss off.
Got the Wally-Llama over here!
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it shouldn’t be in flippin’ Walmart.
Bro you’re so hip it’s not even funny. Tattoos, flat-brim, oversized glasses and a freaking bird?!?! If only you played the accordion or something sick like that.