Thank you young man in the background for giving this man and his monkey the face they deserve. The face of when you suddenly smell a fart, but nobody is around face. Because this dude clearly thinks he is the coolest and you properly showcased to him that he is not.
Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right in the middle of Walmart.
Awww look at the tired little squirrel. Poor guy is probably all exhausted from…deeeez nuts.
We got the fancy poodle and her mini me too. I feel bad for you puppies. All you want to do is chill, eat some Snausages and maybe roll around in some shit in the yard but instead they got you all dolled up for nothing. Don’t get me wrong, you’d make some best selling plush toys for kids, but since you’re not you should probably get the hell out of Walmart.