Bud, that thing better put on a pair of boots, a hat and pull out his sword to start fighting for Shrek real soon. Because if he doesn’t, your feline friend has gots to go.
I feel like maybe he was one of those guys who had a little baby bird in his beard and know it grew up and won’t fit in there anymore.
Okay (1) Decent pun there. Totes ma goats. Well played. (2) Now is as good as time as any to vent my frustration for the sudden overuse of the acronym GOAT or Greatest of All Time. You want to put it on Brady, whatever go for it. But since the Super Bowl I feel like every sports team is tossing GOAT around to anyone and everyone. You get 1 per sport, league-wide. That’s it. Brady, Jordan, Gretzky, Ruth. Done.
Anyone else asking for a puppy parrot for Christmas?