I don’t care how many oodles of Poodles you’ve got or what color combo you have them in, I can tell you they don’t belong in Walmart. And don’t try to pass them off as a service dog either. Being a fashion accessory doesn’t qualify as a “service” animal.
Why is that thing on your head? Do reptiles even eat cheese dipped pretzels? Do they technically always have lizard breath? So many questions.
Sure, why wouldn’t you have a baby goat. While I can’t say it’s not adorable, I can say I don’t think it belongs in Walmart.
Sure, why shouldn’t your pet pig come shopping with you? Only makes sense for Porky here to help pick out the meat you’re going to buy.