My kids are going to be crying until Easter. Only the Irish could use their holiday to ruin another one. Thanks.
This must be the poor man’s version of “not putting the horse before the cart”.
Fact: Everybody knows that iguanas love tire swings. Wikipedia that shit.
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.