Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Thanks for at least putting your bird in a cage. Second, that’s sweet that your bird helps you pick out beer. Finally, can I please join in whatever it is you got going on that involves beer, flashlights, and a bird because it has to be awesome.
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.” Yeah no sh*t, you don’t think I noticed the fact that I’m strapped into Miss ‘Why-can’t-I-find-a-good-man-to-give-me-a-real-baby’ over here?!
Often I find myself confusing Walmart with an appropriate place to walk your F***ING DOG! Tiny little precious Bella doesn’t need to be by your side 24-7, leave her at home for an hour!