Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.
There are only 2 acceptable reasons to have your pig in Walmart. (1) You have somehow obtained a trained seeing-eyed pig (if so, good for you) and (2) to let the pig run around loose as you chase it with a knife dressed as a butcher to mess with all the other customers
Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.
I have a great idea! I’m going to dress up my llama as the Easter Bunny to freak out and confuse all of the little kids. Seriously, where does one come up with the idea of dressing up their llama to take to Walmart?