Fact: Everybody knows that iguanas love tire swings. Wikipedia that shit.
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.
Aaaaaannnnddd………let the dog jokes start…now.
You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors.