Aaaaaannnnddd………let the dog jokes start…now.
You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors.
Alright, so check this out, never in a million years would you be able to guess what his nickname is. Not a chance! What’s that?…..Snake? Oh, yeah you got it. It’s snake. Good guess.
No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights.