There are only 2 acceptable reasons to have your pig in Walmart. (1) You have somehow obtained a trained seeing-eyed pig (if so, good for you) and (2) to let the pig run around loose as you chase it with a knife dressed as a butcher to mess with all the other customers
Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary.
I have a great idea! I’m going to dress up my llama as the Easter Bunny to freak out and confuse all of the little kids. Seriously, where does one come up with the idea of dressing up their llama to take to Walmart?
I hope she plans on filling the rest of the cart with air freshners! Seriously though, what has to happen for you to decide you want a mullet, a flannel, and 3,472 cats to hang out with? If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.