Thanks for at least putting your bird in a cage. Second, that’s sweet that your bird helps you pick out beer. Finally, can I please join in whatever it is you got going on that involves beer, flashlights, and a bird because it has to be awesome.
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.” Yeah no sh*t, you don’t think I noticed the fact that I’m strapped into Miss ‘Why-can’t-I-find-a-good-man-to-give-me-a-real-baby’ over here?!
Often I find myself confusing Walmart with an appropriate place to walk your F***ING DOG! Tiny little precious Bella doesn’t need to be by your side 24-7, leave her at home for an hour!
I’ll give you points for creativity……unfortunately that’s all you get points for and it still doesn’t come close to bringing you out of the negatives on this one.