Just got your pet iguana hanging out on top of your Jeep. We get it bro, you like to rock climb and sleep in tents. Good for you.
While I’m fairly confident you turned in your man-card long before this, I’m gonna have to insist on you handing it over in case you’ve escaped prior judgement.
I don’t know what’s going on here and quite honestly, I don’t plan on being around long enough to find out.
Things got real awkward when this dude started spanking his monkey in public.