You can’t just take a horse on a stroll through a store! This isn’t Westworld where you can do whatever you want wild west style, this is Walmart where…well actually…it is Walmart, so apparently you can do whatever you want.
“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought.
Ohhh no, this is gonna turn out real ugly when I turn the microwave on. Sorry PETA.
Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.