If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements.
Looks like Elvis’s man titties are trying to leave the building.
Toronto mayor Tom Ford everybody. If you don’t know anything about him, just know he loves smoking crack. Seriously. However, I will say I still favor him over like 85% of the U.S. politicians.
Is there anything more American than the President of the United States inside a Walmart? I mean, maybe if a bald eagle was chilling on his shoulders that would put it over the top. I don’t know. Maybe he just felt like having the two lightning rods of Health Care together at the same time?