If you’re looking to really raise some money for Relay for Life you should sponsor me because I’ll run for days to get away from shitty Elvis impersonators.
*Secretly hoping a T-1000 pops up and a major brawl ensues!*
One of the many women that could kick my ass – Ronda Rousey – UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion, notorious Floyd Mayweather opposer, model, actress, and of course inspiration for the porn knockoff Ronda Arouse Me.
This dude looks pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Santa Claus. The other guy is pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Omar from The Wire.