That’s like an adorable veil for your booty. Congrats to whomever is marrying your ass.
I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.
I like this guy. He looks like a child drawing of an old country man come to life. Chawing on an unlit cigar, prison style Mom & Dad tattooo, no sleeves, camo hat, looks old and tired but could lift a John Deere tractor off a baby goat if push came to shove. You and I are alright brother.
Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.