Your front butt and moobs look like Yoshi’s face trying to burst through your shirt.
Hey Gisele, we are all pumped that football is back and we all enjoyed the preseason weekend, but simmer down a tad huh? Although for some reason I can’t pinpoint, I seem to hate Tom Brady less right now.
Okay, now once you’re done looking at the skunk, get ready…..go on get ready…..are you ready?…..I’m pretty sure there’s a child in the bottom part of the cart.
Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.