I don’t know what the hell is going on. This isn’t Japan buddy, that weird, freaky stuff isn’t as normal here in the US of A.
Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
Feel like we just entered somewhere in the beginning of a low budget horror film. And I’m not liking the chances of my man with his belly out surviving this scene.
I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.