I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. Ahhhh, ummmm, dammit! I really wanna make a pussy joke! That’s it, I’m leaving before I crack, you guys handle this one. Best caption gets to pet her…oh geez, there I go again, never mind.
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This thing is just badass. No witty, backhanded comment necessary on this one.
Alright Elton John, simmer down now. Nobody is going to believe hooking up with you in your rocket ship qualifies as joining the mile high club. NASA discontinued it’s space exploration program, maybe it’s time for you to do the same.