That’s like an adorable veil for your booty. Congrats to whomever is marrying your ass.
I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.
Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
Doesn’t even have to be Christmas for miracles to happen right in front of us.