Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.
Hey Gisele, we are all pumped that football is back and we all enjoyed the preseason weekend, but simmer down a tad huh? Although for some reason I can’t pinpoint, I seem to hate Tom Brady less right now.
I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. Ahhhh, ummmm, dammit! I really wanna make a pussy joke! That’s it, I’m leaving before I crack, you guys handle this one. Best caption gets to pet her…oh geez, there I go again, never mind.
Well it looks like little Bobby is still flying his Radio Flyer all over the world to escape that awful abusive drunk Alec Baldwin.