Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.
I wouldn’t even mind waiting in those long ass checkout lines if this dude was ringing me up every time.
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.