If you asked me what the Terminator was buying at Walmart it would honestly take me less than a second to guess camo pants and a shitload of protein supplements.
Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to!
Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.