Thanks for the see-through yoga pants. I like being able to see the whole area I plan on bouncing my quarter off.
I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. I will not make a pussy joke. Ahhhh, ummmm, dammit! I really wanna make a pussy joke! That’s it, I’m leaving before I crack, you guys handle this one. Best caption gets to pet her…oh geez, there I go again, never mind.
At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway.
Even bottom biscuits cooked to perfection are inappropriate….I think. Actually I’m not sure about that at all. I’m starting to think that’s absolutely fine. But I should stick to my guns and say no, right? Maybe? I don’t know. But consider the children right? Well, kids forget stuff, so yes? My mind is at war and I’m scared.