My obituary will read “Finally had a heart attack while screaming that flesh colored yoga pants should not be made or worn!”
Not the Easter eggs he wanted to find, but that’s life kid. Deal with it.
Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think.
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.