What? Cap’n Crunch needs to go grocery shopping too…Probably not the best PR move buying Cheerios in public, but even the Cap’n probably gets sick of eating the same cereal every day.
Excuse me miss, you’re ass is way to symmetrical to be shopping at Walmart. Tell your photographer to take you somewhere more realistic.
Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to!
That’s my type of old man right there. If Walmart was smart they’d hire him to be a greeter on the spot. He seems like the type of dude that would make your day from a simple exchange of how-do-you-do’s.