So here is the deal, I can see her nipples & her coochie and you can’t. So to all my female visitors I’m just as shocked and disgusted as you are at these whores!…To my male visitors, suck it broseph, they look better than you can even imagine!!!!
Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.
“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.