“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #2: Nobody has ever, ever, ever, EVER been tasered while shopping online. Fact.
Wow! Just wow! I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m relieved you hand pockets are conveniently located low enough that they cover your nipples but for the love of all that is good in this world put on a f*cking bra lady! I don’t mind seeing Kate Upton in a see through mesh top, that’s cool. Are you Kate Upton? No? Well then take those old ass water balloons and get the hell out of here.
This picture is near and dear to my heart because the PoWM headquarters are in the fine town of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and I know all too well about Black Bike Week. If you don’t know what that is, it’s basically a parade of PoWM all week….And. It’s. GLORIOUS!! We never miss a chance to people watch. Click that link above to watch the little video we shot last year and you’ll know what you’re missing.