Clearly I’m looking at someone that makes fantastic life decisions.
On a scale of 1 to Jerry Sandusky, how legit is this ice cream van? It looks like they’ve got Choco Tacos so in my expert opinion this van is too legit to quit.
What the hell? What kind of asshole actually spreads wide to show me their actual asshole? I don’t need that deep of a look up into your soul sweetie. Keep that poop cutter to yourself.
Is it weird my first thought right now is if she is willing to show some boobies at Walmart then she probably could have put that to good use and skipped some Black Friday lines? Also, boobs are the best. Just in case anyone had any doubt as to what is the best, it’s boobs. The answer has always been and will always be boobs.