Sir, I’m not sure you quite understand the purpose of the glove in this situation. Like, it doesn’t count if you start out using a condom, but then take it off halfway through. The result are significantly different.
You know what, normally I’d bust balls, but it really does feel like we’re on a totally different planet right now, so proceed with your weirdness.
You think scientists are the only ones working overtime right now? Redneck ingenuity doesn’t sleep my friend. As I always say, in a time of crisis the Busch Light always floats to the top of the cooler.
I’m not a CDC expert by any means, but aren’t you still just breathing in the same air as you would be without the scuba mask? Basically just a more foolish way to look as you get infected I’m thinking.