That awkward moment when your 4 back boobs come out and look like two hooves slipping on a ledge…
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.
Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions.
Nothing screams “I’m Bossy” more than an ass tat, because clearly any idiot who is back there to see it must have no control over their decisions whatsoever. The unitentional cool part of her tattoo is when she stands up I’m pretty sure it turns into a face with a handlebar mustache!