Remember when weirdos kept it to themselves and would just be weird in their basement or something? Ahhh those were the good ol’ days huh?
Attention shoppers, we have a special on parties located in every frickin’ aisle this dude goes in!!!!!
It’s time for you to take your head out of the honey jar and tell us “Who Wears It Better?” in this Eeyore Edition. Now I know this character is usually reserved for weird, lonely, lumpy women’s sweatshirts but that’s not the case here. Personally, the dude smiling is way too happy for me. Eeyore always seemed one bad day away from hanging himself.
Florida & Georgia
I feel like belly shirts should have “only if you have a sexy” in front of the title. Clearly these two look like they are already set to square off in a sumo match so I’ll leave it to you guys to determine who would win and who wear it better.