I guess he could use a wheelchair but when was the last time your wheelchair not only held a case of beer, but kept it cold? Exactly. Praise efficiency!
If I were starting a roller blading group, you’d be my first draft pick. You just look like a guy that would boot scoot with style.
I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.
Kansas & Ohio
Is that what happened to Edward and Beulah? They got too close? Maybe you should be “fixin” to stop being so f*cking weird.