Ummm, I think he might have a load in those 1970’s baby blues.
You want real American idol? You got it….with a kiss of cherry! (and Spongebob?)
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I’m a little torn here…Do I applaud the subtle effort to pull those britches up as high as humanly possible to help cover, or do I concentrate on the fact that you feel that a decorative wonder-bra is appropriate and punch you in your 3ft. vagina area?