I’m not even gonna give you credit for trying. You put on a belt and suspenders because you knew there was a problem and clearly that didn’t do anything to help, yet you still went with it. That’s like being responsible and bringing a condom but using it after you noticed the huge hole in it.
We’ve got ourselves a battle of big girl panty wearin’ ladies in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Normally I’d pick the girl not in a motorized cart but history leaves me having a hard time betting on the stars and bars to win anything. Ehhh ohhh! Go ahead and take “Monday Morning Civil War Joke” off the board, it’s just been conquered.
While I won’t argue with either of those statements, I’ve come to realize that the gentlemen that typically wear those shirts are the ones that typically don’t have any of the things listed on their shirts.
Well Mr. and Mrs. Cracker, it appears you’ve got yourself a dandy of a dead animal trunk decoration there. And way to strap it to your old Mustang with an old ass seat belt looking wench device. The only way you could get more white trashy here is if your muffler was really loud and shot out dip spit.