With those hemp shoes and skinny jeans I can’t tell if you’re trying to be a woman or a hipster. I mean, either road you go down probably isn’t going to end well, I just want to get my facts straight for the eventual “I told you so”.
Hmmm, turns out she doesn’t wait until after midnight to let it all hang out. Good to know.
Moon Dog is giving out free hugs…no word on whether or not the sanitizer wipes for after the hug are free though.
If not you, then who? Am I right people? – The answer to the question is likely a prison pen-pal boyfriend, but that really didn’t rhyme so I ignored it.