That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even look like Elvis. Jesus man, you literally suck at everything.
Still seeing Elvis impersonators huh? Ugh, it’s like I’m just beating my head against a wall at this point. Whatever I give up. Okay folks, *insert your stupid Elvis song reference here* and let us know “Who Wears it Better?”
Mississippi & Texas
Booty shorts come in many colors, shapes & sizes (typically even in sizes that they shouldn’t) and we here at PoWM do what we can to celebrate them. Of course by celebrate I mean laugh at and ridicule. Which is where you guys come in.
I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble.