Because nothing screams “take me seriously” like leather decked out in neon glue ranting.
It’s Friday, so obviously we are going to have a banana vs. banana throw down!!!! Wait….what? That’s a thing?
Ohh I see you’ve got yourself a little freak on a leash there. For a minute there I thought you were a normal couple shopping around Walmart. Thanks for restoring my faith in the fact that no such couple shopping at Walmart exists. Deep down we are all Walcreatures right? – Trick question. If you answered yes to that then you’re basically all alone in that belief and we will find you.
I guess she…ripped ass? Huh? Get it? Like farting but also she literally ripped her jeans. Right guys? Aww, you know what forget you people. You can never be pleased!