Well the good news with that dress is that I can just go ahead and stab my eyes out by giving you a hug. I’m a big fan of clothing that has it’s own preventative measures.
It looks like you scalped my grandmother and now you are just showing off to taunt me.
That isn’t sunlight coming through the window, that is the bright energy coming off Rainbow Man here! An unfortunate side note to report – that elderly gentleman hasn’t been able to move since this encounter. He is still standing there in awe and confusion.
If it is not already a law, we need to make one that states “If you give your kid a skullet, Child Services gets to come to your house, punch you in the stomach and take the kid.” Write a letter to your congressmen and have him propose this as a bill.