I’m waiting for the day where there are no longer any Elvis impersonators…you embarrass yourself because you aren’t even 1/100th as sexy as the king.
Ohhh, so close! It’s actually the top that is supposed to be busty, but good try.
“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!