Did she reach into her fupa pouch and pull out a few Coors Lights to have while she was shopping? I can’t say yes, I can’t say no, but I can say I would not tap those Rockies.
Dear Parents: Like it or not you are role models not drug dealers, so try not to “hook ’em while they’re young” or we as a society have to deal with a vicious cycle of sh*t. Although on second thought, you are simply creating future PoWM creatures so I guess I should just thank you for keeping us in business for years to come.
So bright and distracting, like a big ball of colorful yarn. You’re lucky there isn’t an enormous cat around.
Oh horse-dung. I just knew that crazy ass was gonna influence the youth in one awful form or another. I suppose in the large scale of her bad decisions that terrible hair is the least damaging imitation kids can make right now. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go ahead and scream “wrecking ball” so seeing those words will put that song in your head all day.