Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her working her arms?
Hey baby, your name must be Idaho because your ass looks like a big ol’ spud, and I feel like playing hot potato!….Sorry, I’m not very good at pickup lines.
What? Don’t you want your free sample from Pinkberry here?
And I’m sure she is super pumped that you are letting everyone know that. However, I am curious if the carpet matches the rastafarian-style drapes.