Son, you were just a squirmy glimmer of hope in your dad’s ballbag when King Koopa came out. Stop playing around like you know the real deal Mario Brothers.
It’s a good thing we’ve got some youngbloods on staff here because I don’t know sh*t about f*ck when it comes to any social media outside of my Facebook page. But, at the ripe ol age of 28, me and this dude with the mullet-bowl cut combo have just decided to throw our hands in the air and say f it. #Late20sIsthenew80s #IhavetoWikipediaNewWords #hashtags
Add some beer in there to compliment the tranny & adult entertainment and you definitely got yourself a quality Walmart bachelor party! Count me in!
We would look pretty fly together if I threw on my George W. Bush #43 flannel rodeo shirt.