Really? Vagetarian? Well if that’s all you eat old man then I’m gonna go ahead and mortgage my house and bet it all on the fact that you will starve to death…I’ll tell ya what though, I’m gonna be a normal human being and just sit back and enjoy some popcorn while I watch your old obnoxious hero in Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa in theaters near you today October 25th and laugh my ass off.
Thank God I’m already allergic to bees so I can politely tell you to piss off because you’re creeping me out.
Boobs to me are much like my stance on Christmas trees…I prefer real over fake.
We are creeping up on summertime guys, so don’t forget to hit the gym before you get your bronze on. These dudes are a little early for suns out guns out, but maybe they live by the philosophy of foods out boobs out. I don’t know how they get down, but I can tell you they definitely like to party.