You know who is a winner in this “Who Wears It Better?” for America Edition? – Everyone. Because now I know I’m safe.
Ohio & Virginia
You can lie to yourself and say that Walmart generic cereal tastes just like the brand name boxes, but I won’t allow myself to be apart of those lies.
Guitar solos can be one of the coolest things in the world. Typically when you are surround by your band being cheered on by the crowd. Other than that, you’re just playing in a parking lot by yourself and it turns into one of the saddest things in the world.
Sorry witch lady, I don’t think Walmart carries the eyes of a newt or tongue of dragon. You might have some luck with the testicles of a bull, but I doubt it.