One would think with all the awful winter conditions around us the bottom biscuits would go back into the oven for hiding…One would be unfortunately wrong.
Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.
And now I realize why moms wear mom jeans. They are the only jeans ever made that stay up over the butt. Fashionable? Not in the least. But moms can’t show underwear so it’s a sacrifice they must make. That’s the sad truth I believe I’ve just stumbled upon.
Hey, maybe next time you decide to wear an awful looking fur thing you should probably buy the one that doesn’t look like it was made from a bear’s ass-crack. I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that it looks like a poo trail or the fact that you have on what looks to be JNCO jeans!