I’m digging your all-purpose duck hunting hat. Now where is that rude duck who constantly laughs at you because I may or may not have some unfinished business with him.
I guess this little piggy literally went to the market. Now if you don’t mind, while you’re eating roast beef, I’m gonna go wee wee wee all the way home!
Yet another spectacle from the Chinese Wal-Marts. That can’t be sanitary…
Oh, well obviously that doesn’t apply to you guys. The sign isn’t big enough to include “except for toy schnauzers” but they figured that exception was so obvious it didn’t even need to be said.