They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but I suppose the apple can’t help it if the tree makes it wear assless chaps. So really my advice for you little apple is that your tree is a skank and I’m sorry for that.
We figured we would leave you with this gem before we took the day off to celebrate the holiday. Hope everyone has a great Labor Day!
Honestly, I truly and with all my heart don’t give a shit what the fox says. I’d rather puncture my own ears out than hear that garbage. He says “show me the Carfax.” How ’bout that? Just as stupid right? Exactly. I hate people.
If you look very closely you can see every hunter jerking off in excitement for the fall hunting season.