Settle down creepy dude, I understand you need to do something to help relieve all that energy you have from the excitement and anticipation of our book People of Walmart Shop & Awe, but you only have to wait 4 more days! Or you can do everyone a favor and pre-order it here so you can stop scaring everyone at the store.
I’m not gonna say you look like sh*t, but I will say you definitely look like something that we all use to clean up actual sh*t. Florida
Everybody knows that “No shirt, No shoes, No service” sign and you know every wise-ass in America has always said “So I can go in without pants! Hahahaha!” Well let’s give credit where credit is due and congratulate the one wise-ass to actually go and test it out.
I’m just not really sure what type of cowboy you are. I can’t picture you on a horse. I kind of picture you on an ox maybe, but definitely not a horse. Are you possibly a mascot for some sh*tty Division III football team or something? Maybe you think you need a crazy outfit to support that mustache? I don’t know, I’m just fishing at this point.