Ohhh I get it. Like FedEx, but with your penis. Good one pap-pap! – I’m not really sure what it is about men where the older we get the more public pervy we get. I mean, we are always pervs we just show it more once we hit our Grandpa years. Maybe because it’s funnier that way. Don’t believe me? Check out the new trailer for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa coming to a theater near you October 25th and laugh your ass off.
Yeah everyone is loving Shark Week. There is nothing like spending 80 hours watching sharks in anticipation for that 14 minute segment where someone gets attacked and killed, I get that because I do it too. I just wish we had the picture of him being attacked in Walmart for you guys….maybe if you stare at this picture for 80+ hours he will. Let me know.
Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Some more classic WTFTattoos for everyone to enjoy! Which leg tat would you get? Personally it wouldn’t take me long to pick Mr. Crab over the gift wrap. I just don’t get the point of the bow and string. Your legs are a gift? It would be funnier if they were upside down so when your legs are in the air….ahh you guys can probably finish that thought on your own.