Sweet gauges bro! Chicks totally dig a dude who can fit a can of Skoal in each ear!
If not you, then who? Am I right people? – The answer to the question is likely a prison pen-pal boyfriend, but that really didn’t rhyme so I ignored it.
It’s like Mike Tyson, except somehow it’s a worse tattoo…and less intimidating…and he doesn’t have any money. Well maybe that last part is kinda like Mike, but still, definitely no fame or a killer knockout punch.
Hey, it’s summer time and even thugs like to picnic!