Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.
Ohhhhh sweet potato pie, someone get this lady out of here before the cat people see her and start to realize that there are crazy dog ladies too. We’ve worked too hard to keep them hidden from the public eye to let one crazy bitch screw this up for us dog people.
Nothing to see here, just your typical snake enjoying its natural warm resting space inside a guy’s neck rolls.
I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.