Featured Creature

09.02.

Afternoon Delight

1819ILL

We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.

Illinois

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1 Comment Featured Creature  //  Illinois  //  Random
09.02.

I Got My Flippy Floppies

1817OH

Ohhh hey! You guys remember¬†Rapunzel right? Well, she is back and we’ve learned some things. (1) Short colorful shorts are kind of her thing and I still like that. (2) Her hair has definitely grown (if that’s still physically possible) because it sure as hell hasn’t gotten any shorter, and (3) my personal favorite, from our small poll it seems as if she matches her hair-belt thingy with her short colorful shorts, and that’s just Neat-O.

Ohio

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15 Comments Featured Creature  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Ohio  //  Walmart Fashion
09.02.

Looking Ravenous

1812IN

Purple camo huh? Purple! Where the hell are you going to hide in purple camo? A Baltimore Ravens game maybe? Those words shouldn’t even be allowed in the same sentence. That’s like a genius inbred. Sure it may exist, but it looks funny and what’s the point?

Indiana

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14 Comments Featured Creature  //  Indiana  //  Walmart Fashion
09.01.

Read It & Weep

1816OH

But I don’t see your kids…..Ahhhhhhh, because you’re a bad mom. Okay. Okay. I see what you did there, can’t say I’m a fan of it, but at least you set the bar low for everyone’s expectations of you. One of those “can’t say I didn’t warn you” type of things. I getcha.

Ohio

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2 Comments Featured Creature  //  Ohio  //  Parenting  //  Vehicles
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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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