We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon lap dance. By the way, even if he was handicapped, why would you be dry humping in front of Walmart? I mean I get it, who doesn’t get a little bit aroused shopping for Hot Pockets? But some discretion is needed.
Ohhh hey! You guys remember Rapunzel right? Well, she is back and we’ve learned some things. (1) Short colorful shorts are kind of her thing and I still like that. (2) Her hair has definitely grown (if that’s still physically possible) because it sure as hell hasn’t gotten any shorter, and (3) my personal favorite, from our small poll it seems as if she matches her hair-belt thingy with her short colorful shorts, and that’s just Neat-O.
Purple camo huh? Purple! Where the hell are you going to hide in purple camo? A Baltimore Ravens game maybe? Those words shouldn’t even be allowed in the same sentence. That’s like a genius inbred. Sure it may exist, but it looks funny and what’s the point?
But I don’t see your kids…..Ahhhhhhh, because you’re a bad mom. Okay. Okay. I see what you did there, can’t say I’m a fan of it, but at least you set the bar low for everyone’s expectations of you. One of those “can’t say I didn’t warn you” type of things. I getcha.