Does she have a little jewel for a bellybutton? I cannot confirm that but I think we all know the answer.
Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out here!
I see the creatine. I see the sweatbands. I get it, you like to work out. Just remember one thing: two half shirts don’t make a whole.
Go ahead and make fun of this guy’s pink bike. I dare you. Last time somebody made that mistake he stabbed them with a quesadilla…yeah, wrap your head around that one.