What old horny devil is stocking the shelves at Walmart these days?
I still haven’t figured out why women need to wear shorts with stuff written on the ass. It’s in a man’s nature to check it out, then we’ll decide whether it was worth it or not. Butt anyway (see what I did there?) while we’re looking I suppose I should have you guys tell me “Who Wears It Better?” in this Bad-Baby edition.
Alabama & North Carolina
Well I’m glad I can start my week off knowing I’m not this friggin’ weird. Geez that is creepy. Seriously pal, save that for the privacy of your basement.
Oh ok, i see we really wanna test my shit right now by upgrading from a monkey to a damn gorilla in the store! Are you kidding me right now? I don’t know how fast they grown into 10 story monsters! Could be a matter of minutes so get King Kong out of the damn store before he starts wrecking the entire town!…What’s that? It’s a doll you make? Ohh. Well in that case, what the hell are you coddling a fake baby gorilla for? That’s weirder than coddling a real gorilla. Safer, but weirder.