I feel your pain lady. Sometimes I think Walmart has 30 lanes just to show you that it could be fast and convenient to check out but would rather make you and everyone else wait in line at the 4 lanes that are open and always seem to be manned by the slowest human beings allowed by law.
Someone asked me if there is anything better than a rat tail and to be honest I was stumped. I assumed there was not. Then BOOM! Right in my face I get hit with the Siamese twin rat tail and it turns everything I thought I knew about this world upside down.
Listen, I don’t need a cardboard sign to point out Strawberry Shortcake’s disturbed sister. She does a fine enough job getting attention on her own. Although, if I were her I’d be a little more careful with that cake purse at Walmart; Someone is bound to snatch that up and try eating it.
I’ll tell ya what buddy let me go ahead and take a worldwide vote and see who all wouldn’t want to be born a white male in America. I’m sure you and the 3 other idiots will be new best friends. Geez, this guy would hit the lottery and bitch about the taxes.