What the hell?!?! The Addams family has their own theme song, why shouldn’t The Mullet Family?…Someone go get David Bowie on that task!
Man, with her ass all the way up there, I bet it’s inconvenient to have to smell your farts so soon after you do it.
Okay, so holding your wallet with your nails only and without it actually touching your hands could hypothetically be argued to be one benefit of long ass nails…..feel free to spend a few days thinking of another one.
Ohh baby, you’re like a fine wine…not the better with age part, more like it hurts more if you get hit in the head with an old bottle part.