Is it even legal to make a shirt for that type of business? Don’t get me wrong I could use a good handler for my wienie as much as the next guy, I just happen to like a little discretion with mine….because I use ketchup. In some parts of the country that is apparently frowned upon.
After you’re done picking up whatever disinfectant it is you use on that thing why don’t you head on back to the lawn & garden section and pick up some clippers or a weed-wacker to get rid of that rotted tree root.
♫ Daisy dukes, bikini on top. Skeezer skunk hair so skanky she’ll melt your popsicle! Oooooh oh oooooh ♫ – Whatever, I’m not Katie Perry for a reason. Try your own lyrics.
“Hey old man, what kind of “herbs” do they got in there?” – “Get out of here you dirty f*cking hippie. I didn’t fight in the war so you could run around shirtless smoking dope with your hippie friends and light bags of dog poop on fire on my porch. Get a job.” >> That’s just how I imagined that convo went. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.