Ahhh you guys were so close!!! You went ahead and purchased pants and went so far as to put them on and even got them like 80% of the way up too! Ahhh, keep trying guys, we’ll get there.
Which matchmaking couple pulls at your heartstrings more, the soaring eagles of romance or the douche-love fest that is a bromance?
What? Motorcycles are just penis extensions anyway right? Might as well have the “balls” to admit it right? Holy geez I’m on fire like NBA Jam today!
Listen, I don’t want to alarm everyone but these two have put us all in grave danger. With all of this whale tail around during shark week I’m afraid we’re all about to get attacked.
Indiana & Massachusetts