Is that luggage made of…..wooooood?
I would LOVE to know where the hell you are going wearing your pleather vest open for the world to enjoy, some sort of boating beanie cap, and buying a tailgate chair. Since odds are that you probably never made it back, I’d like our fans to submit some suggestions of where they think you went….
How is it that Cowboy Curtis looks worse off than Pee Wee Herman?
Did she reach into her fupa pouch and pull out a few Coors Lights to have while she was shopping? I can’t say yes, I can’t say no, but I can say I would not tap those Rockies.