Ohhhh you’re a “pothead” I get it. Oh hot damn that’s good stuff right there! I guess that’s shorter than cutting “can’t find anyone to hire me” into your head.
I guess I can’t blame the guy for shaving his chest before he goes into Walmart shirtless, I mean you wouldn’t want to end up on PeopleofWalmart.com for having a hairy chest in Walmart…
Oh yeah sure a 50 year old Cupid walking around Walmart isn’t weird. Just a heads up though, if he shoots you with one of his arrows go directly to the hospital, don’t look for love, just get to a hospital.
Just out of curiosity, where would winning a Walmart hot dog eating contest stand on your list of accomplishments?