I bet you were all getting worried if we’d have a Happy Thanksgiving post from the Holiday Man. Well fear not, our walking display of cheer is hear to wish us all a Happy Thanksgiving.
Ohh that’s crazy, I was just saying how my shopping experience could use a balloon animal giraffe! Thanks for helping me out Weeblez!
Listen, I’m not going to lie to everyone. I love thongs. Love ’em. Me and Sisqo are on the same page there. In fact, like every other high school male I spent more time staring at whale tails than I did listening to the teacher. However, I have to admit they aren’t proper in public ladies so be alert.
You know what, I’m feeling frisky today. How about I toss you guys a softball here and we do a CAPTION CONTEST!!! Winner gets a copy of our 2014 page-a-day Calendar!!!