Okay, Mr. Schwinn-f***ing-Armstrong, who asked you to drive a bike? Yeah, everyone rides a bike, when they’re f***ing six!
Some more classic WTFTattoos for everyone to enjoy! Which leg tat would you get? Personally it wouldn’t take me long to pick Mr. Crab over the gift wrap. I just don’t get the point of the bow and string. Your legs are a gift? It would be funnier if they were upside down so when your legs are in the air….ahh you guys can probably finish that thought on your own.
Since when did they start holding auditions for Twilight at Walmart?
Hey Magic School Bus Lady! Don’t worry sugar, you won’t have to suffer through reading that boring newspaper much longer because our book, People of Walmart Shop & Awe, will be out September 7th! Who knows, you might find yourself in it. Plus the print should be big enough that you don’t have to hold it so close to your face. Check it out here!