Play Day, have you guys never seen Caddyshack? Poop and pools do not mix well.
Really? I mean for real, did you honestly think putting your kids out there like this was a good idea? Let’s ignore the fact that kids at school would have a field day with this; Was it just too much trouble to go ahead and buy the rope and duct tape for the kidnappers? C’mon son!
It’s too bad you are going to have to wait almost a whole calendar year for your chance to audition for America’s Got Talent, because that looks like a $1,000,000 act to me!
When the moon hits your eye from a big creepy guy that’s amore a-nasty.