The good news is that with your beat ass trench coat and creepy hair, you are obviously not cool enough to be in the Matrix. The bad news is you fit perfectly into a Blade movie.
I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. – Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Looking good girl….and by good I of course mean you look like the inside of a Blow Pop.
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug.