Hey Cyndi Lauper, weren’t you just on Celebrity Apprentice? Using the term “celebrity” pretty loosely, but regardless you still look outdated and bat-shit crazy.
At first I was like “What’s with the 3-foot pigtails?”, then I realized your cats probably like to bat them around and you just can’t bring yourself to take anything away that amuses old Whiskers and his friends.
Does he also love unoriginal joke shirts? What are his feelings on bags-o-douche wearing fedoras? Is he pro or con tats and a spike through the lip that scream for attention? Get back to me on those.
I’m not a doctor, but I have to assume wearing heels with a bum knee isn’t the best rehab.