Why would you do this to me? This is by far the worst possible timing you could have. I was literally just about to sit down and write Mars Candy a thank you letter for creating the pretzel M & M’s and you go ahead and ruin an entire line of delicious classic candy for me!
I’ve heard of and unfortunately seen plenty of side boob, but I have to admit that this side flab is a whole new experience for me and I have to say I’m not a huge fan. I highly doubt you are on your way to the ring to wrestle so how about next time you put on a whole shirt and not make us think we suddenly got unfortunate x-ray vision.
Subtlety is obviously not one of your strong suits but could you at least be more specific? F*** me? F*** you? F*** off? F*** a duck? I just don’t know what to do.
When we saw Facebook had a movie coming out, we also tried to get one but unfortunately we just ended up with a low budget play: “Wal-Creature and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.”