“Oh what’s that? Your scarf is made out of cashmere? That’s cute.”
If the Irish have so much damn luck, how come I see WAY more Asian people than Irish people in Vegas? Riddle me that.
The good news is if a rodeo bull gets a little rowdy and out of hand we have someone who won’t hesitate to distract him while the rest of us run to safety. Thanks buddy!
You know who dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween? Someone that’s not creative. But while we are on the topic let me vent my frustration real quick to people and stores. Show some damn respect for Thanksgiving people! I don’t want to see X-mas stuff, I don’t want to hear X-mas music while I’m shopping, and I don’t want to put money in your damn red pot until after I’ve enjoyed my f*cking turkey. There, I’m done.