If there were some sort of mullet-god I’d say he handcrafted this femullet to perfection complete with what might be the first ever sideburn-mullet!!!!!!! I don’t know for sure if this mullet-god exists, but I do know some sort of god has to exist and I did something right in a previously life to be blessed with this beauty!
Okay, let me hit you with this hypo – Gun to your head, I am going to force you to pick either the leopard print muumuu or the yellow hat to wear every day for a week. Which do you choose? Be careful of your answer because I might get bored and come find you!
This isn’t your normal caption contest, because this isn’t my normal request. I want to see how creative you guys are so please write your best “Ode to John Deere” poem that this woman likely has on her back. I was going to give you my poetic rendition but I don’t know the difference between a haiku and and cat poo.
That’s funny, I hearted your MILF last night! EHHH OHHH!!!