Looking like a Blue Man Group reject over there brother. I mean just because you’re bald and blue and can probably catch a ton of marshmallows in your mouth doesn’t mean you get an automatic spot in the group.
Oh shit, this lady definitely just saw some black people doing something that offends her enough to call the cops. Like not put a cart back or something.
Not even subtle with your White Trash Repair huh? Red duct tape, red neck. Consistency.
You know what’s super? Your ability to not care what anyone thinks even though literally ever person you see thinks you look ridiculous. Super Duper!