I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. – Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Looking good girl….and by good I of course mean you look like the inside of a Blow Pop.
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug.
I will be the first to admit that I don’t pay attention to what new style of jeans are the cool new things. In fact, someone just told me my bedazzled jeans looked stupid, which was rude, but I’m still pretty confident the “shot by a bunch of white paintballs” isn’t something I’ll be seeing a lot of in the future.