Hey! Stop trying to take me to Funky Town! I’m perfectly content with my short hair and minimal color scheme so knock it off.
Who doesn’t like a little grocery shopping foreplay? I just feel bad for the SexMart employee who answers the intercom call for a cleanup in lane 7.
Get out of the dairy section! That is like an indirect version of cannibalism!!!
I don’t wanna be a dick, but maybe next time you should wear your bra backwards for support….or put on a shirt that will cover it. Just some suggestions though.